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Ein schöner Rap von Baba Brinkman macht zur Zeit die Runde durch die Blogs, also machen wir einfach mit:

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Off That (Rationalist Anthem)
Welcome to the future
Geek Pop Three
Better find them a nice
Soft place to land
‘Cause they sound high
They’re comin’ down
Find them a soft place to land right
Pseudo-scientists, pseudo-mystics,
Pseudo-psychics
It’s all pseudo

I want tomorrow to be
Better than yesterday
That’s why I’m all about technology
So if you say “slow it down!”
I’ll say fast forward
And if you want the benefits
But not the process
Then you’re hypocrites
Everybody’s wish list is
For new toys and tools
And better medicines
And you can have this wish
Just ask the methodological naturalists
And if your spouse gets sick
Consult professionals never novices
Deep down you all know this
Jay-Z thanks I had to borrow this
To make sure tomorrow is
Filled with a bit less moronic shi-

Whatever scientists can discover
You want that
When it’s justice
And life or death
You want facts
But when you feel
Threatened by science
It’s all bad
And you can’t
Bring the future back
Mysticism and pseudo-science
We off that
Placebo effects and magic
Are off track
Religion and superstition
We off that
‘Cause you can’t bring
The future back

Tell them fools get off me!
Fraud we off that
Quacks we off that; homeopathy?
Hell yeah, we off that;
Is you still on that?
You should read Bad Science
And Trick or Treatment
They’re not bad

This ain’t black vs white,
It ain’t east vs west
It’s about the scientific method
Against myths
It’s colour-blind justice
And double blind tests
So you can make claims
If you lack evidence
You say “it suits me best”
But you haven’t ruled out
Those placebo effects
And it’s sadistic
To peddle false medicines
To poor sick kids
And yes it’s been tested
Prayer doesn’t work against illnesses
What fuckin’ drugs is you on?
Tryin’ to use magic wands
In Iraq to detect bombs
You fuckin’ punks
People die when you guess wrong
That’s why we got double blind tests
To detect frauds
And same with homeopaths
And psychic mediums
And other phonies and quacks

Whatever scientists can discover
You want that
When it’s justice and life or death
You want facts
But when you feel
Threatened by science
It’s all bad
And you can’t bring the future back
Mysticism and pseudo-science
We off that
Placebo effects and magic
Are off track
Religion and superstition
We off that
‘Cause you can’t bring
The future back

Tell them fools get off me!
Fraud we off that
Ghosts we off that
God we off that
Hell yeah, we off that
Is you still on that?
You should read Dan Dennett
And Dawkins, they’re not bad

And I don’t give a fidduck
Abiddout the fiddaith
You used to have
You can choose your path
And I don’t give a fuck
If you meditate
Just don’t try to claim
You can levitate
There’s some physical laws
You can never break
That’s why they’re called laws,
No exceptions made
And I don’t give a fidduck
Abiddout the visions
You probably had
You’re just a copycat
And yes I’m aware
This is a copied rap
It’s like evolution right?
We all adapt
And I don’t give a fuck
If you hallucinate
Just don’t try to make
Any truthful claims
Unless you can show us
The proof we crave
‘Cause no aliens
Ever flew my way
So now it’s time to relax
Your mind and learn
A couple science facts

Whatever scientists can discover
You want that
When it’s justice and life or death
You want facts
But when you feel
Threatened by science
It’s all bad
And you can’t bring the future back
Mysticism and pseudo-science
We off that
Placebo effects and magic
Are off track
Religion and superstition
We off that
‘Cause you can’t bring
The future back

Tell them fools get off me!
Spells we off that
The occult we off that;
Astrology?
Hell yeah, we off that;
Is you still on that?
But we’ll still debunk frauds
‘Cause we still on that

(via Diax´s Rake)